Christmas Dinner

John describes his traditional Christmas dinner.

Eiup kid, did tha enjoy thi dinner ?
Int tradishnal Christmas way ;
Wit turkey annorlt trimmins, eh ?
Wi leftovvers foh Boxin’ Day !
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Wi poork pies an sosij rolls,
Am shanks an joints er beef,
Season t glut an gormandize,
Wen it’s ovver wot relief !!
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Tables fairly groan wit weight,
Ov orl soorts er fowl an beast,
Wich orlas meks mi think, tha noes,
Cowardly thowts t seh the least.
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No vegetarian traits av I,
( Owivver tha might construe it )
Burra a cudn’t kill owt t save mi life,
An glad uthers a theer t do it

— John Davison