Beggin Letters

John describes an encounter between Joe and the media.

Wen Joe won er million on t’pools,
An quizzed wi t’media’s fools;
“Will tha get riddert pijins?
Will tha gerrer new ‘at?
Will tha stop workin?”
An daft questions like that;
“Worrov orlt beggin letters?”
The wanted t noe;
“Oh, al keep sendin them,”
Laffed witty ould Joe!

— John Davison